GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
The Woman Against Feminism Twitter is my favorite.
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
This joke is lethal
Kristen Stewart is having none of your gendered bull shit
kristen is an actual kickass feminist who speaks up aaaall the time and gets so little credit for it
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
THIS WAS IMPROVISED?!?!
This is true beauty.
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to herWhat in the hell is Lorde doing?
filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body
Peanut butter ice cream with fudge flakes, chocolate nougat and sweet & salty pretzel swirls. Candy Bar Pie is now available in pints. You’re welcome.
My 6 selfies
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I tag everyone that sees this. ^.^
she is supreme
omgggggg soosossososoooo precious. so cute and so happy omfg.
Seriously the cutest 😁
this person is the cutest person ever.
I CANT DO THIS ANTMORE STOP
you are my queen